beautiful take on grief by Andrew Garfield
James: *jokingly* just try not to fall in love with me
Regulus: that won’t be a problem
Regulus: *three weeks later* so there’s a problem
James: hey Rem, can my parents adopt you?
Remus: what? why?
James: because then when Sirius finds out and goes "youre sleeping with my brother!?!" I can go "well so are you!" and flash him the certificate as proof.
Remus: Prongs that is a ridic- YOU'RE FUCKING REGULUS!?!?!
Sirius *after regulus accidentally killed his goldfish*: YOU"RE A BLOODY MURDERER
Regulus: WELL HOW WAS I SUPPOSED TO KNOW I HAD TO FEED IT
Sirius: HIS NAME WAS JIMMY. AND HE WAS BLOODY LIVING THING. LIKE A CHILD! DONT YOU BLOODY WELL FEED A CHILD??
Regulus: LIKE THAT EVER MEANT ANYTHING IN OUR HOUSE
Sirius: Well- that- you really had to bring that up didnt you?
Regulus: I am a tramuatized child. And I am not afraid to use that to win an argument.
Regulus and Remus: *Reading books and cuddled up together*
Sirius: Oh my god, James *teary eyed*
James: So precious *hand on his mouth*
Remus: I'm a fucking wereworlf
Regulus: I can put a dagger in you in less than a second
Sirius and James: *Hug eachother and sob*
Regulus: Do you think your family likes me?
James: My mum literally begged you to marry me
regulus meeting james the first time: *awkward blinks*
james: *whispering to sirius* is he can speak?
sirius: yes, but in a very specific manner
james: what do you mea...
regulus: *trying to say hi* fuck off
james: oh *smiles* nice one
sirius: told you
I’m hearing a lot of “what if James convinced Regulus to run away” and not a lot of “what if Regulus convinced James to run away”
James: When Regulus was born, the gods said, "He's too perfect for this world."
Sirius: Please. When he was born, the devil said, "Oh, competition."
Okay, here's my idea:
The British should put a time limit on the Monarchy.
Not like declaring a republic tomorrow, but deciding on a date in the future that ends the British Monarchy.
And there's a perfect date for it coming up!
October 14th, 2066.
A thousand years since the Battle of Hastings. A thousand years of this one specific bloodline ruling England.
Call time on the Monarchy after exactly one thousand years. Nice, and neat.
Even better: Charles isn't living 44 years. He'll be gone in about twenty. Now William? He's what, 40? Yeah, he can live another 44 years. His great grandmother was over a hundred, his granny was 96, William can make it to 84 barring accident or assassination.
So on October 14th 2066, William the Last steps down a thousand years after William the First won the crown.
Nice, neat, and fair. William gets the crown he's been waiting forty years for already, but ten-year-old George grows up without expectation of it.
Have a nice big abdication ceremony, even.
Plus, what an absolute baller move to announce your regnal name as William the Last.
the Final Bill
This is actually a really good idea, I think.
one thing that drives me absolutely nuts is when ppl characterize princess bubblegum as like, a bubbly disney princess type of character. i know thats her name and shes pink but like yuo would only think this if you didnt watch a single minute of the show because literally the opening shot of season 1 episode 1 is pb doing science experiments on corpses
bubbline is not a “bubbly prep x moody goth” couple theyre a chill gay stoner x unethical scientist who is the dictator of a police state populated by people she made in her lab
everyone in the notes saying “this is why i hate pb” go to jail go to hell this post is about how much i love this woman i think her disregard for morality is sexy actually