The Problem with Romance

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
apoetsworld
apoetsworld

Sirius *after regulus accidentally killed his goldfish*: YOU"RE A BLOODY MURDERER

Regulus: WELL HOW WAS I SUPPOSED TO KNOW I HAD TO FEED IT

Sirius: HIS NAME WAS JIMMY. AND HE WAS BLOODY LIVING THING. LIKE A CHILD! DONT YOU BLOODY WELL FEED A CHILD??

Regulus: LIKE THAT EVER MEANT ANYTHING IN OUR HOUSE

Sirius: Well- that- you really had to bring that up didnt you?

Regulus: I am a tramuatized child. And I am not afraid to use that to win an argument.

neil-gaiman
luimnigh

Okay, here's my idea:

The British should put a time limit on the Monarchy.

Not like declaring a republic tomorrow, but deciding on a date in the future that ends the British Monarchy.

And there's a perfect date for it coming up!

October 14th, 2066.

A thousand years since the Battle of Hastings. A thousand years of this one specific bloodline ruling England.

Call time on the Monarchy after exactly one thousand years. Nice, and neat.

Even better: Charles isn't living 44 years. He'll be gone in about twenty. Now William? He's what, 40? Yeah, he can live another 44 years. His great grandmother was over a hundred, his granny was 96, William can make it to 84 barring accident or assassination.

So on October 14th 2066, William the Last steps down a thousand years after William the First won the crown.

Nice, neat, and fair. William gets the crown he's been waiting forty years for already, but ten-year-old George grows up without expectation of it.

Have a nice big abdication ceremony, even.

lasrina

Plus, what an absolute baller move to announce your regnal name as William the Last.

roach-works

the Final Bill

embervoices

This is actually a really good idea, I think.

do-you-have-a-flag
eraserheadadult

one thing that drives me absolutely nuts is when ppl characterize princess bubblegum as like, a bubbly disney princess type of character. i know thats her name and shes pink but like yuo would only think this if you didnt watch a single minute of the show because literally the opening shot of season 1 episode 1 is pb doing science experiments on corpses

eraserheadadult

bubbline is not a “bubbly prep x moody goth” couple theyre a chill gay stoner x unethical scientist who is the dictator of a police state populated by people she made in her lab

eraserheadadult

everyone in the notes saying “this is why i hate pb” go to jail go to hell this post is about how much i love this woman i think her disregard for morality is sexy actually